It's really fun to be in a film that's pure entertainment, that people want to go and see. I think, in the current climate, the state of things, people want escapism.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.
I have six sisters and two beautiful daughters, that's eight women who mean the world to me. I support the Entertainment Industry Foundation and Lee National Denim Day because they fund programs that are making huge strides in breast cancer research and support.
I have six sisters and two beautiful daughters, that's eight women who mean the world to me. I support the Entertainment Industry Foundation and Lee National Denim Day because they fund programs that are making huge strides in breast cancer research and support.
Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.
Now is a good time, 10 years ago would have been a good time, and 10 years from now it will still be a good time to see a dynamic, entertaining movie that's wall-to-wall Miles Davis where the music will hopefully spark some desire to know more about the man.
Now is a good time, 10 years ago would have been a good time, and 10 years from now it will still be a good time to see a dynamic, entertaining movie that's wall-to-wall Miles Davis where the music will hopefully spark some desire to know more about the man.
We are in the entertainment business and we all know if you are top of the tree you get the big money. Those of us who have been in it are the fortunate ones but we understand that we probably don't deserve it as much as the nurses or teachers.
We are in the entertainment business and we all know if you are top of the tree you get the big money. Those of us who have been in it are the fortunate ones but we understand that we probably don't deserve it as much as the nurses or teachers.
There's a whole lot more to the African-American community than entertainment and sports.
There's a whole lot more to the African-American community than entertainment and sports.
The obvious objective of video games is to entertain people by surprising them with new experiences.
The obvious objective of video games is to entertain people by surprising them with new experiences.
This is the entertainment industry, so game designers have to have a creative mind and also have to be able to stand up against the marketing people at their company, otherwise they cannot be creative. There are not that many people who fit that description.
This is the entertainment industry, so game designers have to have a creative mind and also have to be able to stand up against the marketing people at their company, otherwise they cannot be creative. There are not that many people who fit that description.
When I'm making video games today, I want people to be entertained. I am always thinking, How are people going to enjoy playing the games we are making today? And as long as I can enjoy something other people can enjoy it, too.
Today, there are many, many ways to entertain people in one single videogame. And the Internet has made it so easy for people to ask for clues.
Providing new means of entertainment is the important thing.
Providing new means of entertainment is the important thing.
I think that the entertainment industry itself has a history of chasing success. Any time a hit product comes out, all the other companies start chasing after that success and trying to recreate it by putting out similar products.
Whether you think a film will affect society or it's plain entertainment, it's all excellent, it's all noble.
I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, Wow dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized, I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes...
sometimes instead of arguing and stressing yourself out you need to just stay quiet and let people entertain themselves.
Social media is only good for entertainment purposes.When it starts to take over your life and/or effect your mood negatively, put it away.
Unhappy people wanna see you unhappy. Misery Loves company. Don't entertain negativity.
It hurts when someone unfollows me cause I realize I wasn't entertaining enough to some complete stranger for free.
Learning from my own mistakes is vital however learning from others mistakes are entertaining and always a plus.
“There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.”
“I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained”
“The next time you're planning to injure yourself to get my attention, just remeber that a little sweet talk works wonders."
“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.
I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group.
They are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them. You know, they've had their budgets cut. They're paid nothing. Books are falling apart. The libraries are just like the ass end of everything, right?
My loathings are simple. stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. My pleasures are the most intense known to man: writing and butterfly hunting.
I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.
Is adult amusement killing our children, or is killing our children amusing adults?”
As long as the inability to find clear values in our absurd lives continues to be unavoidable, war and misery and death will never cease to be highly entertaining.”
“I read that Monica Seles got stabbed. And although I have nothing against Monica Seles, I'm glad somebody in sports got stabbed. I like the idea of it; it's good entertainment. If we're lucky, it'll spread through sports. And show business, too! Wouldn't you like to see a guy jump up on stage and stab some famous singer? Especially a real shitty pop singer? Maybe they'll even start stabbing comedians. Fuck it, I'm ready! I never perform without my can of mace. I have a switchblade knife, too. I'll cut your eye out and go right on telling jokes.”
Manipulative people are the worst kinds of people. Especially when they know they are doing it for their entertainment. That is not okay.
Don't text me 'I'm bored'. It's not my duty to entertain you!
When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
Mary Worley Montagu
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
Steve Martin
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Kin Hubbard
I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
Walt Disney
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
Johnny Carson
I would sooner read a timetable or a catalog than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining than half the novels that are written.
William Somerset Maugham
The cinema is a place of intrinsic indiscernibility between art and non-art.
Alain Badiou
If you look at the media now all of the hosts of these other shows are interviewing themselves. The guests are a prop for the hosts on these cable networks. The guests for me are always the paramount.
Larry King
You can increase your brain power three to fivefold simply by laughing and having fun before working on a problem.
Doug Hall
Americans don't spend billions for entertainment. They spend it in search of entertainment.
Unknown
Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy gets the Catholic Church. America gets Hollywood.
Erica Jong
Anyone who tries to make a distinction between education and entertainment doesn't know the first thing about either.
Marshall McLuhan
The biggest bore is the person who is bored by everyone and everything.
Frank Tyger
Young people must learn that none of the exciting and entertaining fun things are worth it if they take you off the path that will lead you back home to your Heavenly Father.
William R. Bradford
Leisure may prove to be a curse rather than a blessing, unless education teaches a flippant world that leisure is not a synonym for entertainment.
William L. Bogan
My advice to gardeners is to believe what you see as temporal entertainment; a gift from nature. Do not pass on your interpretation as gospel. Do not seek interpretation from others.
Thomas Clothier
Cities force growth and make people talkative and entertaining, but they also make them artificial.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you still don't know the ending.
Neil Simon
Nothing contributes to the entertainment of the reader more, than the change of times and the vicissitudes of fortune.
Cicero
Our growing ability to eliminate the slow-moving aspects of entertainment and go hopping from one peak to another is not without cost. Stand-up comics, movie-makers and others who earn their living entertaining no longer "waste" time with setups and plot development, lest we reach for the remote and click them off our screen. The result is a loss of subtlety, anticipation and nuance and, in the process, a coarsening of our discourse.
I refuse to join any club which would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Groucho Marx
I have this existential map. It has "you are here" written all over it.
Steven Wright
What's another word for thesaurus?
Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place!
Steven Wright
I'm part of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. They have to go door- to-door and tell everybody I'm somebody else.
Steven Wright
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
Steven Wright
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a song on the radio, I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
Steven Wright
Right now, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Steven Wright
I walked into a restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Served - Any Time." I ordered French toast ... during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me - I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright
I was watching a fight on TV when all of a sudden, hockey broke out!
Rodney Dangerfield
She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
Rodney Dangerfield
My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield
I was such an ugly kid that my mother breast-fed me through a straw.
Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take.
Adlai Stevenson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal, "City Slickers"
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
Bob Thaves (Frank and Ernest)
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of others.
Bobby Slayton
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
Before I die, I hope that someone will explain quantum mechanics to me. After I die, I hope that God will explain turbulence to me.
W. Heisenberg (?)
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
John Kenneth Galbraith
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
Susan Ertz
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
Gloria Steinem
Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it.
Mark Twain
Give me liberty or give me ... ooh, jelly donut!
Homer Simpson
This manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
Samuel Johnson
The other day, I went to a tourist information booth and asked "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year."
Steven Wright
God gave me a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
Robin Williams
In the first place, God created idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.
Mark Twain
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
Conscience is the inner voice that tells us that someone is looking.
H.L. Mencken
If you don't know where you are, a map won't help.
Watts Humphrey
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
Monta Crane
Never eat anything at one sitting that you can't lift.
Miss Piggy
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
A. Burgess
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
Al Bernstein
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
W.G. Benham
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
Yogi Berra
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
The surest sign of intelligent life in the universe is that they haven't attempted to contact us.
Bill Watterson
Do, or do not. There is no "try".
Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back)
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
Isn't Disney World a People Trap Operated by a Mouse?
Steven Wright
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Steven Wright
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
Paddy Chayefsky
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
H.L. Mencken
Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH.
Rick Bayan
Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one, and they all stink.
Anonymous
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was "Always".
Rita Rudner
All I have to say about men and bathrooms: They're not real specific. It seems if they hit 'something' they're happy.
Rita Rudner
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker
I don't even like money; it just quiets my nerves.
Bob Hope
I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.
Arthur Godfrey
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Robert Wilensky
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
Nowadays, people can be divided into three classes - the Haves, the Have-Nots, and the Have-Not-Paid-for-What-They-Haves.
Earl Wilson
Experience is the comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Judith Stearn
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Original statement of Murphy's Law
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women)
And God said: Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.
George Burns
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.
Henry Kissenger (Former US Secretary of State)
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the WonderBra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
Hugh Grant
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfield
Nothing in life is "fun for the whole family".
Jerry Seinfield
I say live and let live. Anyone who can't accept that should be executed.
George Carlin
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
HL Mencken
When ya got em' by the balls.....their hearts and minds will follow.
Anthony Defoe
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Dan Daly
Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.
Jason Fender
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
Adrienne Gusoff
Do you know why the menopausal (pre-menstrual) woman crossed the road?
To kill the chicken.
Jane Condon
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.
Bob Monkhouse, comedian (1928-2003)
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