कायस्थोँ पर रिसर्च होना चाहिए ! क्योँ? 1. किसी के मरने के बाद उसके पाप-पुण्य का लेखा-जोखा कौन करते हैँ ?  उत्तर- भगवान चित्रगुप्त (कायस्थ हैँ)  2. आजाद भारत के पहले नागरिक और पहले राष्ट्रपति कौन बने ? उत्तर- डाo राजेन्द्र प्रसाद (कायस्थ थे) 3. गुदड़ी का लाल किन्हेँ कहा जाता है ?  उत्तर- लाल बहादुर शास्त्री (कायस्थ थे) 4. शिकागो धार्मिक-सम्मेलन मेँ भारत का मान किसने बढ़ाया ? उत्तर- स्वामी विवेकानंद (कायस्थ थे) 5. फिल्मी दूनिया मेँ सर्वाधिक प्रसिद्ध व्यक्ति और महानायक कोन हैँ ? उत्तर- अमिताभ बच्चन (कायस्थ हैँ)

6. भारत मेँ रिकोर्ड

5 वर्षो तक लगातार मुख्य मंत्री बने रहने का गोरव किन्हेँ प्राप्त है ? उत्तर- ज्योति बसु  (कायस्थ थे) 7. भारतीय फिल्मोँ मेँ, बिहार से, लगातार 40 वर्षो से अधिक समय से, एक मात्र प्रसिद्ध अभिनेता कौन हैँ ?  उत्तर- शत्रुघ्न सिन्हा (कायस्थ हैँ)  8. टी. व्ही. मेँ सर्वाधिक प्रसिद्ध होस्ट कौन रहे ? उत्तर- शेखर सुमन (कायस्थ हैँ) 9. भारतीय स्टैनडप कोमेडी के, सर्वाधिक प्रसिद्ध कलाकार और बेताज बादशाह कौन हैँ ? उत्तर- राजू श्रीवास्तव (कायस्थ हैँ) 10. कलम का जादूगर किन्हेँ कहा जाता है ?  उत्तर- मुंशी प्रेमचंद (कायस्थ थे) 11. भारत के सबसे प्रसिद्ध ठगोँ के ठग कौन हैँ ?  उत्तर- मिथिलेश कुमार श्रीवास्तव उर्फ नटवर लाल( कायस्थ थे). ऐसे कितने चित्रांश हैँ, जो अपने कर्मो से-अपने-अपने क्षेत्र मेँ विख्यात हैँ, वो हैँ- राजा राममोहन राय,  खुदी राम बोस,  सुभाष चन्द्र बोस, जगदीश चन्द्र बसु अरविन्द घोष,  लाला लाजपत राय,  जय प्रकाश नारायण, हरिवंश राय बच्चन, महादेवी वर्मा, कुन्दन लाल सहगल,  मुकेश, शारदा सिन्हा, राजू भटनागर,  बबलू श्रीवास्तव,  यशवन्त सिन्हा आदि।  अब मै आप चित्रांशो से पूछता हूँ ? आखिर क्या है? इन चित्रांशो के रगो मेँ जो इन्होँने प्रायः हर क्षेत्र मेँ अपना परचम लहराया। तभी मै कहता हूँ कायस्थ जाति पर एक रिसर्च होना चाहिए।  कायस्थोँ अब भी वक्त है उठो, जागो, तुम्हेँ भारत माँ के लिए बहुत कुछ करना है तुम्हे किसी खास मकसद के लिए यहाँ भेजा गया है। बन जाओ कुल दीपक, राज्य दीपक, राष्ट्र दीपक, विश्व दीपक। कर दो माता-पिता, देश का नाम रौशन। एक बार गर्व से कहना होगा हम सारे कायनात के गर्व हैँ, हम कायस्थ हैँ !  नोट- आप से हाथ जोड़कर नम्र निवेदन है कि यह प्रसिद्ध लेख आप चित्रांशो को अवश्य पढ़ाएँ।  -एक चित्रांश SHREE CHITRAGUPT MAHARAJ KI JAI

Add you friends and family members.

आप सारे चित्रान्शो को चित्रगुप्त पूजा के ढ़ेरो शुभकामना . अपने समस्त भाई बंधू को टैग करें

Half Empty Or Half Full? Here Are All Of Narendra Modi's Decisions In His First 6 Months

Six months ago, when Narendra Modi took oath of office, it was the culmination of a relentless and high-voltage election campaign that demolished his political rivals and highlighted the need for urgent reform on so many fronts.

Modi was elected by the largest majority for any leader in at least three decades. This has led to huge expectations because Modi ran and won on the promise that he was the solution to India's endemic problems—outdated laws, corruption, slowing economic growth and unemployment. Modi, who was the chief minister of Gujarat for 15 years, had earned a reputation as a competent leader who can get the dysfunctional bureaucracy to work hard and create a business-friendly environment.

There has been a steady trickle of decision making since he took the helm, but the big reform measures and large scale restructuring of state's control over business and policy are yet to happen. Finance minister Arun Jaitley has hinted that his full budget in February will make some major reform announcements. But that time frame is not in keeping with the urgency for reform Modi had called for during his election campaign.

Here is a round up of the important decisions by the Modi government in its first six months.

Swatchh Bharat Campaign: Less than a third of Indians have access to sanitation, which leads to spread of several diseases and high mortality rate of children under five. Modi has decided to launch this clean-up drive across India, and the aim is to make sure every home has a functioning toilet. It will also mean awareness campaigns and building infrastructure such as water supply systems that rural areas often lack.

Liberalizing Coal Mining: The Modi government has decided to allow private players to mine and sell coal. This would be the biggest liberalization in this sector in the last 40 years.

Accelerating Disinvestment of ONGC, Coal India, NHPC: The Modi government set itself a target to raise Rs. 58,425 crore from stake sales in public sector companies, but might fall short of the target.

De-control Diesel: Modi has loosened controls on diesel prices. This step, along with other austerity measures, should help India narrow its fiscal deficit. Fuel subsidy cost India as much as $23 billion in the last fiscal.

Continue Aadhar’s use to combat corruption: Modi has pushed for Aadhar, the biometrics-based unique identity system built by the previous government, to stop leakages that result in over half of subsidized supplies getting lost to theft and corrupt officials.

Making it easier to build on forest land: Modi decided to take away the power of gram sabhas and village councils to stop development of projects on forest land. Instead, district administrators can now give the go-ahead without further consultation. This means speedier approval of projects, but environmentalists are alarmed at the potential destruction of forests and loss of wildlife habitat.

New attendance system for officials: The Modi government has launched a new attendance website where anyone can see whether bureaucrats are coming in on time, and how long they are in office. This is a new frontier against chronic absenteeism in government offices.

Push for simplifying land acquisition: The cumbersome land acquisition act passed by the last government proved to be a hindrance in development of new projects. The Modi government seeks to simplify provisions and revise the formula to calculate sale prices of land.

Make PIO visas for life: During his address at the Madison Square Garden in New York, Modi announced that Persons of Indian Origin (PIOs) will get visas for life. Earlier it had to be renewed every 15 years.

Slacker labor laws: The government has reduced the discretionary powers of labour inspectors and introduced single-clearance windows for multiple labor law compliance certificates. This was a long-standing demand of businesses.

Allow higher foreign investment in insurance: This bill, which will allow foreign companies to have 49% stake in Indian insurance firms, has been hanging in parliament since 2008, when it was first introduced. Modi's team introduced 97 amendments but it is still stuck in the Rajya Sabha, where Modi's party is in a minority.

Ambitious financial inclusion scheme: Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana aims to have a bank account for every Indian. The requirement to keep a minimum balance has been waived. By October, over 6.47 crore accounts had been opened with a cumulative balance of Rs. 4,813 crore.

One decision-making center: Modi scrapped the Planning Commission, 62 Groups of Ministers and Empowered Group of Ministers set up by the Manmohan Singh government. This is meant to speed up decision making.

Austerity measures to narrow deficit: Modi has asked all government ministries to cut certain spending by 10%, and curb foreign travel to help narrow the fiscal deficit.

Smart Cities: Modi has a grand plan to build 100 smart cities that will have smart grids to make them energy efficient. They will also be digitally connected. However the money allocated for this huge project in the budget seems inadequate.

Clean-up Ganga: Modi won from two constituencies, Varanasi and Vadodara, and chose to keep the former. Cleaning up the Ganga, which is among the most polluted rivers in the country, was among his first announcements. However Modi faces big challenges before work can begin in earnest.

Bullet Trains: India lacks high-speed trains, and Modi wants to bring them in. The first proposed route is Ahmedabad to Mumbai. Previous governments have not made much headway, but Modi has got Japan onboard as a partner. Modi also replaced a railway minister who wasn't moving at the desired speed.

That's a lot of things going on at once, but then Modi set higher expectations during the election campaign. People are waiting to see if he can indeed make a difference or if the promises stay just that. - Arianna Huffignton

Reasons not to buy an iPhone 6

Here are a couple of reasons that might just help you to change your mind:

1. It is TOO damn expensive 

What were the makers in Apple thinking when they put a price tag of estimated at 60K on iPhone 6? I mean why would anyone want to spend that kind of money and that to on a smartphone? It's really, really expensive!! Yet if you’re still in the mood to part with your money, may I volunteer you to donate that amount!

2. Bad battery life

Over the years iPhones have taught us to simply accept the fact that they come with terrible battery life. It is like an unsaid truth about it! You'll be lucky if you can use your iPhone for a full day without charging it even once. What's ironic is that all this comes in contrast to a Sony's Xperia z3, that boasts of a battery that'll last for two days. In fact, this time around Apple has even made tall claims that iPhone 6 is an improvement in this department (extremely doubtful).

3. There is nothing wrong with your old smartphone

If case you one of those who already owns an iPhone 5S, and just want to change your phone because Apple has come out with a new phone, then please for the love of god, get yourself checked!! It makes zero sense to change your old smartphone just because everyone is doing so. And in any case, you've reached the stage were you really want one, then give it a year as I am sure Apple will bring out an iPhone 6S soon!!

4. Android phones have most of the new features 

If you have had a look at the specification of iPhone 6 then you would know that all the new additions to the phone are nothing to get excited about! Android and Windows phones have been offering these very features for ages now.

5. iphone 6’s camera is outdated

iPhone 6 camera has only got an 8MP sensor, which as you may know that it has already been far surpassed by the likes of 13MP+ sensors available in other smatphones like Samsung and HTC handsets. Yet in comparison it seems like Apple is moving at snail’s pace, while big-wigs like Nokia's Lumia 1020 have come out with a 41MP camera.

Identifying Recommended Patches for E-Business Suite Environments | Patch Wizard Tool

Identifying Recommended Patches for E-Business Suite Environments

A question that is frequently asked – “What patches should I apply to my environment?”   

There are three ways to get a list of recommended patches for your EBS environment:

1. EBS 11i and 12:  Use the E-Business Suite Patch Wizard
2. EBS 12 only:  Search using the My Oracle Support "Patch Search" feature
3. EBS 11i and 12:  Search using the My Oracle Support "Recommended Patch Lists" shortcuts

To learn more about all three options, see:

• How to Find E-Business Suite Recommended Patches (Note 1400757.1)

Option 1: Use the EBS Patch Wizard (recommended)

Within Patch Wizard is the Recommend/Analyze Patches function which will create a list or recommended patches.  To use this feature in Patch Wizard, first login to your Oracle E-Business Suite environment with a user that has the System Administrator responsibility.  Then, navigate to System Administrator > Oracle Applications Manager >Patch Wizard. 

NOTE:  If you are not familiar with the Patch Wizard utility, you should learn more about it.  The tool is provided with your EBS environment as part of Oracle Applications Manager.  It requires no additional installations to use. 

You must first configure the Patch Wizard Preferences with a valid My Oracle Support account.  This configuration is a one time setup step.  Additional details regarding Patch Wizard and the initial configuration requirements are provided in the following My Oracle Support Note: 

• Patch Wizard Utility (Note 976188.1)

Once the initial configuration for Patch Wizard is complete, locate the Patch Recommendations Requests section in Patch Wizard as shown in the following figure.

Click on the Tasks button for Recommend/Analyze Patches .  After selecting the patch filter per your requirements, clickOK and confirm the execution of the Recommended Patches request.  The output will display a list of recommended E-Business Suite patches with a status of Applied/Unapplied .

For additional details, please refer to Method 1 - Patch Wizard (EBS Support Recommended) section in the following My Oracle Support Document:

• How to Find E-Business Suite Recommended Patches (Note 1400757.1)

Option 2: Search My Oracle Support for EBS R12 patches

Another option for finding recommended patches is using the Patch Classification available from My Oracle Support.  First, login to My Oracle Support and go to the Patches & Updates tab as shown here:

In the Patch Search region, click on Product or Family (Advanced) as shown in the following figure:

Enter the Product, Release, Platform.  Then add Classifications by clicking the plus button as shown in the following figure:

Within Classification, check both Critical and Other Recommendations as shown in the following figure:

Now execute the search by clicking the Search button.  The search results will be then be displayed.  In the search results, the Classification column will indicate if the patch was Critical or Recommended.

For additional details, please refer to Method 2 - Patch Classification Search section in the following My Oracle Support Document:

• How to Find E-Business Suite Recommended Patches (Note 1400757.1)

Option 3: My Oracle Support "Recommended Patch List" shortcuts

At present, there are a couple of functional enhancements in the My Oracle Support development pipeline for Option 2, above.  These are being worked on right now; stay tuned to this blog for updates. 

Until those enhancements are delivered, Option 3 is a tried-and-true method for getting a web-based listing of recommended patches.  The following links on My Oracle Support provide a listing of recommended patches for an Oracle E-Business Suite R12 or R11i environment. 

First: login to My Oracle Support.  Once logged in, navigate to the Patches & Updates tab. Navigate to the Patching Quick Links region.  This region contains links to Recommended R12 Patches and Recommended R11i Patches:

After clicking one of the recommended patches links for either R12 or R11i, you have the ability to enter additional search criteria to narrow the results of the recommended patch list.  Search criteria include:

• Maintenance Release,
• Product or Product Family, 
• Platform or Language and
• Updated in last “X” Days, Weeks or Months. 

The search criteria for an R12 environment are displayed in the following screen shot:

- Elke Phelps 

Trivandrum Life

Funniest part is when you get any call from your relatives friends or some known/unknown person and you are saying "I am in Trivandrum" and the reply which you will be getting mind blowing. Here are some of them:-

1. Ooh Trivandrum, Its in Tamilnadu.?
2. Yea Trivandrum, South India !
3. Trivandrum, Weather is very hot right?
4. Trivandrum,  Ooh man I am feeling very bad for you.
5. Are you getting North Indian meals, Roti or vegetable..
6. Trivandrum, Idli Dosha sambhar , eela..

I would say Kerala is one of the best place I have ever been in my life. Gods own country, That's what we use to say for Kerala, and believe it or not, Yes ! this is the place which you can say Gods own country.

And should not this being called as Gods Own Country, Kerala the place where you will find Greenery everywhere, No Air pollution, Peaceful city, Backwater, Beach, Resorts , Good food (Yes you can find North Indian food here with Roti and without coconut oil )

Its been almost 2 year's I stayed here and now planing to move from here in few days to Bangalore. I really enjoyed all the micro moments which I have spent here. I really like the people of Kerala, they are dam good, educated, and well behaved.

Hope I will get chance to roam once again in Kerala and go to untouched place.

-Piyush

Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick-up Lines!

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.

You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.

Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

What's on the menu? Me-n-U

You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard

Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!

I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

You don't need keys to drive me crazy.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Be unique and different, say yes.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.

if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!

Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.

I could use some spare change and you're a dime.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Wow! Are those real?

I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

You are the reason men fall in love.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.

You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You should be someone's wife.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.

I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!

If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.

if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?") You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.

You're hotter than donut grease.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

If you were a steak you would be well done.

It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

On The Phone She/He says: "Hold on" You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Trivand Run Half Marathon-14 Supporting Regional Cancer Center

Trivand Run half Marathon was basically to help poor Cancer patient and to support Regional Cancer Center.For this noble cause huge no. of crowd came to participate in the Half Marathon. The Half Marathon was divided into 3 parts where we have one Corporate Relay-10Km, Endurance Run-10Km and Fun Race -2Km.

The race started  5:30am early morning from Kannakonnu and ends at the same Location. The chief guest was Suresh Gopi(Malayalam Actor ) MLA Trivandrum, Mayor and HOD of Cancer from Regional Cancer Patient.

Winner for Corporate Relay was MRA Team-10Km in 32mins.All the top -3 Endurance Run winner are from Indian Air Force and took 32, 31, 27 mins respt. First prize winner got 7500Rs, Second prize-4000 and third Prize-2500Rs.


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